The closest (and only, as far as I can tell) AED in this building is on the first floor,
near the NorthEast corner of the building, next to the restrooms that are just inside that staircase.
Joe Vines, who has created our floor's emergency response plan, says that in a REAL emergency, we
can rip the computers off the tables and stack the tables against the door. He did ask that, in a DRILL, we use something else.